You see, like most all men, I urinate in the shower. I also mark my territory (it's a French thing). However Giselle's reaction was not that of someone enthused with the idea of being urinated on.

"What-what-what are you doing?! Ah Duclo! You bastarde!"
"Come now ma douce it's just a little urine. You can do it too. Let flow your dirty waters."
"Ew non. You're disgusting!"

She then washed up and exited the shower in record timing and refused to speak of the matter having blocked it from her psyche.

Mais, Je ne comprend pas, what the big deal is. When she eats Marcel (my time traveling penis) I'm sure she ingests a gram of my urine. Not to mention when tossing salad, every now in then one hits a sour spot, such is the risk of muff diving. I mean seriously it's no big deal having a little urine on you from time to time. What do you think Mustard is made from?

 According to polls American women admit to urinating in shower as much as men at an alarming 76%.

25% don't wash their hands after using the toilet.

33% don't bathe everyday.

85% wear dirty clothes.

In conclusion, women are filthy animals. Men aussi. Mais, unlike you naturally born liars (oui, women are naturally born to lie. It's embedded in their DNA), we men take pride in our animalistic natures.

Some would try to disavow the truth that women are just as dirty as men. I say let the evidence rest my case.